whale advise

the boy
he was playing by the sand on the edge of the sea
and got in the water to take a quick pee
when out of nowhere a whale saw he
and all at once he lost all need

the whale
whale was swimming minding her own
back from eating plankton on her way home
when she saw in the water a shiny half-dome
unaware the boys butt, toward it she roamed

the boy
he swam and ran as best as he could
like anyone chased by a large whale would
but then he did something that i don't think he should
he stopped and hit the whale with a piece of wood

the whale
furious and stunned from the blow of the boy
she found a dislike for this half naked white toy
and so she emarked on a vengeful ploy
the thought filled her with a dreadful joy

the boy
boy was still struggling trying to get free
oh why oh why didn't he wait to pee
his head it did hurt and so did his knee
one finger he held up, but two did he see

the whale
as she bit his rear end she gave a slight tug
and wripped the shorts off this tiny little thug
and away with his whities she did chug
insulted and pompous her pride she had shrugged

the moral
if peeing in oceans is what you require
may i suggest this a word before you retire
don't lend yourself to Adams attire
curiosity runs through whales like fire

so try and keep your shorts up a bit higher