pee-etry

charlie was a brave young lad
he never shed a tear
but he a hellion through and through
mischief ear to ear

his parents tried, all in vain
to inflict on charlie punishment
but if repentance were money and he were in debt
charlie wouldn't give a cent

at long last his parents gave up
charlie thought the battle won
but as time will tell the story ain't over
till fate is good 'n done

the worst he'd been was on this day
charlie took his final stance
but since he'd held in all those tears
charlie promptly wet his pants.